"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza

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reybruja:

r.i.p

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open sims roleplay

cooldudebro:

cooldudebro:

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'Oh feebee lay…'

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alignfate:

i wonder how many people are going to jump to the conclusion i have cancer or something.. i look ridic ill and the head scarf isn’t helping haha oh well i need binge food so i basically dont care.

alignfate:

i wonder how many people are going to jump to the conclusion i have cancer or something.. i look ridic ill and the head scarf isn’t helping haha oh well i need binge food so i basically dont care.

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homoheartache:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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snapily:

a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done

20aliens:

FOREST KELLEY

20aliens:

FOREST KELLEY