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I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship.
Michelle Williams (via sirenomelia)
Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.
I held my breath at the last one.
Happy Birthday Mr. Dylan
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
OMG from now on I am calling all ambulances Krakenwagen!
(Source: polynumerous)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE
HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS A FUCKING EXECUTIVE OF A FUCKING RAILROAD STATIONAND LOOK AT HER
the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well
She’s the real life Skimbleshanks - the railway cat!
(Source: kawaiidesugeoffreyrush)
“He actually has never made a joke since I’ve known him.”
“I have! That knock knock joke!”
(Source: andrwsgarfields)
(Source: 500px.com)
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3
nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish
i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book
it came with sparkly crayons
#itsallcomingbacknow
i still have rainbow fish books
RAINBOW FISH <3333
(Source: forever90s)
9gag:
They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
i follow back(:
