captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

lipstickstainedlove:

shitidroppedthebassagain:

Best part of any show ever

Forever be my favorite duo

(Source: subtubitles)

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

vinebox:

IM WEAK

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

cisboys:

gender: image

(Source: reclist)

diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog
strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?

Claire Standish: [nods]

Bender: Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capacity?

(Source: aimingtobeaimee)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat)

diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

ralatrilabee:

So I was bored and then I realized that BenDeLaCreme’s promo pic face is perfect for vintage pin-up pictures. Enjoy! :)